You can contact us via the fast, friendly and courteous
postal system at
PO Box 11124
Oakland, CA 94611-1124
or using the superfast, faceless, inhumane and cruel electronic mailsystem of
With only a 20 copies remaining, we are committed to Eyeball
Gouging PricingTM and are now selling this
issue for $5 US, $6 Canada, $7 Europe, and $8 elsewhere.
Come and get 'em while they are still hot off the waffle iron.
This golden baby costs $4 US, $5 Canada, $6 Europe, and $7 elsewhere.
Money, moolah, denaro, ducats
Well concealed cash or money order payable to M. Rizzi only
(My bank doesn't let me cash checks made out to browbeat).
Please send that hard earned money to the anonymous post office box
When corresponding, let us where you heard about browbeat.
We love to find out how the good word gets spread, and
our egos can always use a good stroke.
For an advertising rate sheet,
or drop us a note.
Submissions must be accompanied by a SASE for returns/replies.
browbeat can also be purchased from the following cigar-chomping